Tuesday, August 7, 2012

A Three - NO Four! Frog Day


A Three – NO Four Frog Day!

            We have a water cascade in our garden.  It has been covered up for several years as the owner of the house filled it in when his children were little.  We stumbled upon it when we were pulling out a particularly large weed and the gardener stepped into the deep end.  Long story short, the pump still worked but there were some holes in the membrane and we’ve been busy caulking and patching the stone work and concrete so we can run it and stop losing water.

            Today was the day to replace the membrane.  I have two fish living in the bottom waterfall pond section so that they can eat the mosquito larvae.   My helper (he does all the work but I have the money so I get to be the boss LOL) arrived and we gathered some buckets.  The best way to fix the holes and leaks in the membrane would be to just take out the old and put in a new.  Luckily the owner had provided me with a large hunk of fresh membrane.  So he starts pulling out water.  I warn him that there are two fish in there and he is able to catch one.  I also saw a frog in there this morning so he’s looking for the frog too.  He catches the frog and I take it and put it in the bigger fish pond on the lily pad.  By the time I got back to the waterfall, my helper had found another frog!  OK, it goes over to the bigger fish pond as well.

            By now, the water level is getting low.  I swipe the net through the water a couple of times and come up with the other fish.  He joins his pal in a bucket and later I put them in the one part of the waterfall/cascade that doesn’t have a leak and has enough water for them and enough mosquito larvae to keep them busy for a few days.  There is maybe 6” of water remaining in the lower pond.  My helper suddenly spies another frog that is decidedly unhappy with the dwindling water.  We fish him out of the pond and he goes to join his pals in the larger pond.  I set them all on a lily pad but by the time I return, they are gone.

            Wow, three frogs.  I knew there were two in the yard but didn’t realize they were both in the cascade.  Finally, we are almost out of water in the basin when my helper says, OMG, here’s another frog, a fourth frog!  He was hiding in the mud at the bottom.  He’s lucky we didn’t pull out the membrane with him in it and throw him onto the yard.  We caught him and he gets put on a lily pad too. 

            So four frogs!  My helper thinks they were living at the bottom of the basin in a layer of mud.  Quite possible and now we’ve put in a new membrane and there’s no mud there.  Well, they are in the bigger pond with most of the fish and I hope they are happy there for a while because I don’t think I can find them and catch them to put them back.  Wish they would do a better job of eating small insects though.  If they had done their job, never would have had to put the fish in the basin with them. 

Death and Destruction in the Garden


Death and Destruction in the Garden

            I love my English Garden.  It has numerous plants in it I haven’t even identified yet and they delight me when they suddenly bloom at odd times during the year.  Also, I have spent a good deal of time in the garden putting in new plants and working on the old ones and doing general gardening type things, EXCEPT the weed pulling and cutting grass and raking leaves which I hate and for which we have a gardener.  Love my gardener too as he lets me know which plants are weeds and should be removed or when to put in bulbs of one kind or another.  That said, be advised that I have a very dark brown thumb, almost black, in that in other locations we have lived, my garden has never prospered or done well and I am very good at killing things, like the very plants that are now blooming voraciously.  Now that this dark secret about me is out in the open, my English garden seems to forgive my dark brown thumb and things grow in spite of it so another reason to love it.

            Last week I found some dahlias on sale at the local nursery and couldn’t resist getting a 6 pack and sticking them wherever I could find an empty spot.  They were doing quite well last week in their new homes.  However, this week, it looks as if war has been declared on them.  Every blossom was gone and every leaf eaten clean away.  I have a green stick with smaller green sticks sprouting out of in in each place where previously there was a nice dahlia blossom.  And the destruction did not appear to be limited to the one species.  Some of my lilies looked to have some munch marks on them and the potato vine.  As I walker further around my house, I could see the hop plant had a few signs of destruction too.  Some killers stalk my garden.

            I have the means and technology and money to spring for the best to get rid of   these monsters of death.  Normally, I like to live and let live but when it comes to my garden, I am going to blast away the slugs and snails that come to feast on my hard work.  It’s not easy keeping things alive with a dark brown thumb and I don’t need the help to kill something.  I’m sure that the slugs and snails have a purpose but I haven’t figured out what it is yet.  So out comes the slug killer and I sprinkled it around my plants yesterday while evilly thinking of death to the guerrillas.

            YUCK.  I am the dispenser of death to these slugs but I don’t want to see it.  I am faint of heart when it comes to the actual visual effect.  I want to kill in the darkness and have them tidily slither away to die in a dark corner and fertilize my garden.  So I was less than delighted when I came home from dropping my husband off at work and found two huge banana slugs (not sure what they are called here but they are big and evil looking and nasty looking and BIG and slimy and nasty) that had crawled out of the garden and onto the brick wall, probably hoping to evade death and destruction by escaping the pellets of poison.  It was too late for them though and they were busy releasing their slime on my brick wall as they crawled to their death.  It is their death curse to release as much slime as possible.  Ugh.  Several of their smaller cousins were there too.  Take that to me they seemed to be saying!  Kill us but we will slime to the final end!  I managed to scoop them all onto a paper and stomped them to ensure their immediate death.  I didn’t want them to suffer long agonizing death throes.  I am not a monster after all. 

            The deed is done.  I put out more slug killer in case I missed a spot.  But now my brick wall is slimed and I have no clue how to get it off of the bricks.  The slime seems almost permanently adhered to the bricks and it’s thick and gooey and just all around ugly.  I am not touching it at all.  This is England, after all.  It will rain a lot this week or next and hopefully Mother Nature will forgive me for slaying some of her noxious creatures and clean my brick wall for me.

            The war continues I know.  Some will escape and come back for the next round of munching on my precious plants.  The scents must call to them and they probably come marching up from the golf course and the woods to the lure of my plants.  I’ll get them though.  I’ll get them.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Royal Edinburgh Diamond Jubilee Military Tattoo


Edinburg Diamond Jubilee Military Tattoo
August 3 – 5, 2012
And Fringe Festival

            Years ago, my husband and I did a two week tour of Scotland.  It was in late July (I remember being outside Oban at some Highland Games and needing to buy a blanket to throw over me and stay warm on August 1) and we started our tour in Edinburg.  As we are wandering the old city and walking the Royal Mile, we keep seeing adverts for the Military Tattoo.  Didn’t know what it was but it looked like something we were going to be sorry we missed.  Missed it by just a few days.  That said, we headed north and ended up in Inverness where they have a smaller and more home-y version of the Tattoo.  We were lucky enough to score some tickets and enjoyed it very much.  We decided should the occasion ever arise, we’d go to the mother of all Tattoos, the Edinburg Military Tattoo. 

            Luckily, I remembered all this so now that we are living in England, I started checking for the Tattoo and discovered we could get there on one of our spare weekends.  Unfortunately, I didn’t look in time so the only seats left for my time frame were the super duper expensive VIP seats.  Oh well, what is expatriate pay for if you can’t splurge on some host country events every once in a while.  Went for the cheap flights though which meant we were going to have to get up about 3 a.m. to drive to Gatwick to catch our flight out on Saturday morning.  My hubby surprised me by suggesting we just stay at the airport on Friday night then we wouldn’t have to get up so early.  Wow, ok by me.

            Being in the VIP section means we had to wear nice clothes, coat and tie for hubby and no jeans and T shirt for me.  Probably I figured that also meant no tennis shoes either so we packed accordingly and headed to the Marriott Courtyard at Gatwick on Friday night.  I found a park and fly program with them and we could leave our car there and pick it up when we returned.  Only problem was, we fly out of Gatwick and fly into Heathrow.  Well, there are buses and it was still cheaper to do this than take our favorite taxi man.

            Cats taken care of with our housekeeper and away we go.  No worries for Friday night.  Everything fine.  And we don’t have to get up too early so get to the airport without a problem.  Well, if we are complaining about anything, the shuttle bus from the Marriott dropped us about as far as possible from the terminal and it was raining but there is a covered walkway.  Just a minor hiccup.

            No problems dropping off our bag and then we get to security.  My husband has his stuff on the belt and walks through the scanner.  I am right behind him when the security guy looks at my boarding pass and says, “OH, British Airways has cancelled some of the morning flights to Edinburg.”  HUH.  Why didn’t the ticket counter lady mention it??  Another security person runs over and takes my boarding pass and runs off with it to see if this is one of the flights that has been cancelled.  My poor husband in the meantime is standing on the other side of security and wondering what I have done now to delay me.  (I am always getting stopped by security for one thing or another – NEVER anything to do with security but always something to do with where we are traveling and they are just curious and want to ask questions!!)  They send me through the scanner and then we wait for the lady to come back with my boarding pass to see if all is kosher and fine and dandy.  Luckily it was and apparently our flight is going to fly this morning.  Whew.  Dodged one there. 

            Nothing special about hanging out in Gatwick for a bit and then go get on the plane and away we go.  The flight is only an hour but the flight attendants diligently served breakfast.  We fly a lot.  We fly British Airways a lot.  This was the worst meal I have ever had with them, bar none.  The roll could have been used as a weapon, it was so hard.  If it were thrown and actually hit someone, it could have done some serious damage.   The eggs and sausage and ham and mushroom and tomato all looked and tasted like they were left over from the nuclear bomb scares of the 1950s when everyone was encouraged to store food for nuclear attacks (and a lot of the powdered packaged stuff showed up around then).  Someone was cleaning out their underground bunker and sold all the powdered food to BA.  Sorry British Airways, I know you can do so much better.  Oh well, wasn’t really hungry anyway.

            Landed fine in Edinburg and got our checked bag and decided that the best way to get to our hotel would be by taxi.  The bus going into town just didn’t seem to go close enough to the hotel and I never like to walk up and down hills with my suitcases.  We get a nice lady at the taxi desk that logs us into the system and then says, “Let me take you to your car”.  She proceeds to walk us out of the airport, through the car parking garage, around a few corners and across some walkways until we finally get to a semi-remote car park with some taxis sitting there.  It was a good 5 minute walk.  Wow, she must get some good exercise during the week.

            Before we left the airport, we spent a good amount of time standing in front of the tourist brochures and collecting various brochures for my trip in September when I am bringing a friend of mine up here.  She’s never been so thought I should grab tours and such to help plan the trip.  Now we are armed with about 3 pounds of brochures.  Did NOT see on any of the brochures anything about the Royal Yacht Britannia which is moored in Edinburgh.  Had totally forgotten about it but we passed one sign on the way into town that said it was “that a way”.  I thought you could do tours of it but perhaps I am mistaken since no brochures.  Poo.

            Pulled into the Sheraton Grand Hotel and Spa at 9:45 a.m.  I had paid 20 pounds extra to get a “Club room” so we could use the club room for breakfast and have access to a computer and also have drinks and snacks when we wanted.  And the Sheraton delivered!!  At 9:45 a.m. they gave us our room immediately and we checked into the hotel.  I love fancy hotels where no matter what time of day you turn up, they give you a room.  I once arrived at 5:00 a.m. at the Intercontinental in Dubai and got my room right away.  Just perfect. 

            Went to our room and we have a view of the castle.  Admittedly, from this view, it doesn’t look very castle like, more like a bunch of old buildings on top of the hill but still, it was a view.  We are also looking out on Festival Square which has an area set up in front of a huge screen and people can sit and watch the Olympics.  There were a couple dozen people sitting out there this morning already.  Cycling was on.  Plus there was a Cadbury booth out there with people able to play some kind of game and win prizes, was never sure what it was. 

            Took advantage of our Club Room immediately and went to the lounge to plan our day.  Turns out, the Edinburg Fringe Festival is also happening.  Lots of programs and plays and spoofs and buskers and all sorts of things out in the street.  How lucky for us.  Once we hit Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada during a similar festival.  Just by chance now we’ve hit another one so it’s given us something to do today.  And we had a much better breakfast in the club room.

            Time to hit the streets.  We had a map from the front desk that showed us how to get to the High Street, also known as the Royal Mile.  It’s probably the best known street in Edinburg in that it goes from the castle at the top of the hill to Holyrood Palace at the bottom of the hill.  There are tons of shops and restaurants along the street, churches and cathedrals, small hidden closes (little streets that end in a courtyard of some sort usually) and mews (kind of the same), and bars, and today, buskers as well!!!  Exciting.

            We walk out through the people watching the Olympics.  They are sitting on low folding picnic chairs and there are a bunch of beanbags in front for the kids.  We head up to the crosswalk and turn down the street towards the castle and run into a farmers market right away.  Wow.  Wish I had known about this and we could have just gotten some fresh bread and cheese for breakfast.  Up the hill past the rocks that serve as the base of the castle.  My hubby looks up and contemplates that they would be easy to climb for a free climber.  Yes, they would but also easy to defend from the ramparts above us. 

            We choose not to climb up the steep stairs that go to the castle but continue up the sidewalk and round the bend into the high street which is thronged with hundreds of people milling around and moving in and out of shops and up and down the street.  There is only one block of car traffic and then the street is closed for the fringe festival.  We wade into the horde and move downstream to see what we can find.  We are also looking for The Real Mary’s Kings Close which a brochure has advised us has an underground Edinburg tour.  We like the offbeat and odd kind of tours.  Have done ghost tours and underground tours and haunted tours and murder tours and such in many cities and while sometimes they are a bit stretched to fit the genre, usually they are interesting enough and fun and worth our time and money. 

            It’s several blocks down the street but we find it and go into the Close to get some tickets.  Unfortunately, the first available time is about 1 ½ hours away so we decide to go tomorrow as we will have a long day available before our flight home.  That done, we head out to find some entertainment.

            A lot of the fringe festival consists of people advertising for afternoon and evening shows.  The advertising consists of everything from tabloids of people in freeze mode to characters dressed in period costume to musicians to acrobats to some protesters as well.  Mostly there are people trying to hand you a flyer with every few steps you take.  There was no need for us to take any flyers since we are booked for this evening but it was quite hard to fend off the flyer people.  My husband ended up with a handful of flyers before we figured out that shaking our head and saying “we’re booked” would make them back off.

            Passed a large tabloid of people dressed in what looked like Les Miserables costumes and they were all lined up in a “scene” which they had “frozen” while their flyer people were frantically handing out flyers to entice people to come and see the show.  Never did figure out exactly what their show was but they were interesting looking.  Hubby is doing camera duty today as my purse was too heavy to carry the camera as well J 

            There are some covered mimes, the men and women who paint themselves silver or gold and then stand like a statue until enough people have stopped for them to do their little performance.  Later we saw one who was dressed in small square mirrors.  That was a new one.  We stopped with a crowd gathered around a woman who was doing juggling but had, as well, a volunteer from the audience who was checking out her straight jacket.  Figuring this busker would be escaping from the straight jacket, we stood there to watch.  She was entertaining enough but sometimes it takes them forever to get through their patter to get to the good part.  Guess that’s part of it, you need good patter so people will give you money.  Always thought it a very hard way to make a living and yet some people do quite well from being a busker.

            Her volunteer put the straight jacket on her and before tying her hands behind her, she climbed up on his shoulders as a part of her act.  She didn’t look like she weighed too much but his legs were shaking as she was standing on him.  She jumps down and he wraps a chain around her and pulls it tight and locks it.  Patter, patter, patter, yada, yada, yada.  And then she starts her wriggling and twisting and such until she is able to get one hand over her head and then is able to go from there with jumping and wriggling and such to finally get totally out of the straight jacket and the chains.  Good show and she was entertaining.  A man in a cloth dalek costume was standing watching as well so hubby got some photos of him too. 

            We wandered on and passed some young men doing headstands on the cobblestones, ouch!  A lady in court dress posing for photos.  Some hip hop singers on a stage.  Some green aliens with long fingers.  A couple of balloon animal makers.  An early Scotsman in a very early kilt with his sword and shield.  A tourist Scotsman in a leather kilt.  That was a bit odd and unsettling.  Some bad*ss Scotsman.  And every few feet, someone trying to hand us a flyer.

            We decide not to walk all the way down the hill to the Palace because that means walking back up the hill!  We are wise beyond belief.  We cross the street to start working our way back to the castle and find some lunch somewhere.  Finally we head into Deacon Brodies Tavern and squirm through the bar crowd to climb the stairs to the restaurant.  We are third in line to get a seat and the hostess tells the first couple it’s about 10 minutes and the second group of 5 would be ½ hour and they leave.  It’s a rather small restaurant of about 20-30 tables depending on the configuration.  The first couple gets in and we wait another 10 minutes and get a table. 

            There are three ladies working tables and one barmaid and they are all running as fast as they can but unfortunately, don’t seem to be very well organized.  Took another 10 minutes before they took our order and then three tables of people who arrived after us all received their food before us.  We didn’t have anything fancy that took a long time to cook so think our order was momentarily lost.  As our breakfast had been rather late, I just went for a couple of starters.  My hubby spied the “shrimp scampi” advertised on the menu as “shrimp scampi with the tail on”.   One of our rules to live by is “remember where you woke up this morning” meaning what you think you know from where you grew up or live in the states or whatever, could be totally different in another place.   My starters were just as I expected but my husband’s shrimp scampi with the tail showed up on his plate as deep fried and breaded shrimp balls.  According to many cookbooks, shrimp scampi is never breaded and deep fried but oh well.  He ate it and it was at least real shrimp and not mystery fish trying to pretend it is shrimp.  Still, we weren’t that pleased with the restaurant at the end.  Too long to get seated, too long to get an order taken, food not as advertised and too long to get the bill at the end. 

            Back outside, it is going on 3 p.m. and we have the late show at the Tattoo so we had decided that we would do a nap in the afternoon in order to stay awake for the show.  We continue up the hill back towards the hotel and pass another busker in the same place where we had stopped for our lady busker before lunch.  He was also doing a straight-jacket escape.  Hmm.  That busker location must specialize in straight jacket escapes and there must be a lot of people who know how to do it.  Stop in for some ice cream and then go down the steep stairs back to the hotel. 

            There are more people sitting outside watching the Olympics now but I think we will be able to nap without worrying anyway.  Inside and to the room and drapes closed and temperature cool and a few minutes of kindle reading and then we are asleep. 

            Alarm goes off way too soon.  We are about to start on our Royal Military Tattoo experience.  So far the weather has been holding and it looks good for this evening too but maybe a bit chilly.  We are dressed and ready to go by 7   but we don’t need to be at the Scotch Whiskey Experience until 8.  Maybe we should get a taxi because I can’t walk far in heels but decide instead to do an “Ascot” where I carry my good shoes until time to slip into them and walk the distance in my tennies.  Have to get some safety pins from the concierge too because my skirt is too large and in danger of falling down.  No, unfortunately, don’t think I have lost weight, just tried on the skirt without the requisite proper “undergarments”.  Wow, what a difference. 

            As we are early, we sit in the chairs in the park and watch the Olympics for a while.  Then we trudge up the hill to The Scotch Whiskey Experience where I whisk out my VIP tickets and we head into the Amber Restaurant for dinner.  First off, we get a dram of whiskey.  It was a brand I’ve never heard of before but not that unusual for Scotland as every loch, glen, island, and village distills whiskey.  It was 10 year old and tasty but not the best we’ve ever had.  Supposedly there was a whiskey expert at our disposal as well but although I asked our waitress several times if we could talk to him, he never materialized.  Maybe he’d been enjoying his work a little too much today.

            Our meal included a bottle of wine and a bottle of water and a starter, a main, and a dessert.  I had the asparagus tartlet with an egg benedict which was very, very, very yummy.  Excellent choice on my part.  Hubby went with the shredded duck which came in a small ramekin but it was pretty much a solid chunk of duck in duck fat and he didn’t care for it.  Again, “remember where you woke up this morning”.  He got the lamb for dinner and I got the fillet of beef.  Again, mine was delicious and his was too so better choices there.  But I can’t eat a lot of beef without getting stuffed to the gills so don’t think I did the meal justice.  I was only able to eat about half.  Really would have liked a doggy bag on this one.  Finally for dessert, I had some Scottish dessert that I can’t remember what it is called but it was a whipped crème with berries and oats, I think, swirled in it.  Again, delicious.  My honey had the chocolate mess which was a dark brownie with some fruit puree with it.  For once, I think I made the better food choices on this trip.  At the end, tea and coffee.

            Finally it is time to be escorted to our seats.  There are three couples waiting to head over to the Tattoo.  We skip all the queues and head for a set of stairs to take us to the VIP seats.  He asks if we want the elevator and I stupidly say, No, we can do the stairs not realizing until too late that it’s about 6 flights.  I don’t think the other guests were too happy with me.  We are escorted to our seats which have a tartan blanket for our knees and a gift bag which consists of a Tattoo pin, two DVD’s of 2011 and 2010 Tattoos and the program.  I thought we would be able to purchase the tattoo tartans at the event but was told they were at the Tattoo shop.  She gave me an extra lap rug though for my shoulders. 

            The field below us is full of people heading to their seats and also a good number of men in kilts posing for preshow photos.  Edinburg castle is the backdrop at the end of the field with a tunnel opening into it and lit by fire torches on the ramparts.  It’s all very dramatic looking.  The master of ceremonies (never did see from where he was speaking) starts his warm up patter with the welcome and does a little “where is everyone from” by applause.  The VIP section is filing with two groups.  One group seems to be visitors like us but they are dressed way better than we are.  Evening dresses and suits and led by a gentleman in uniform with medals and a bright red coat and huge hat.  They settle in and I notice a couple of women standing on the stairs right below the VIP section.  They are dressed in what I would call “best raggedy camouflage”. 

            The other VIP group are Scotsmen and they are all dressed in their best kilts but mostly all black which I didn’t realize that kilts came in solid black thinking that all of them had to have a tartan of some sort.  They are totally kilted out with all the accessories including the knife in the sock.  None of their women are in tartan though.  Ah well, it will be dark up here for most of the show so no one will know we are underdressed. 

            The Tattoo started with a bit of Scottish history in the two ladies previously standing in front of the VIP box in ragged clothes and dirt on their faces ran down to join others on the field as the first Scots, or rather Picts.  Well, it just got better and better from there.  Admittedly, this Tattoo was a bit different than prior years because they were adding some Diamond Jubilee celebrations into it.  And for me, there wasn’t near enough drums and pipes.  I’d have been happy had the whole thing been drumming and bagpipes but they had a lot of guest artists to celebrate the Jubilee and each act was excellent and well performed and also warmly welcomed by all 8,500 of us in the audience.  No empty seats here.

            Performers included guests from South Africa, Canada, Australia, the U.S. Naval Forces Europe Band, Switzerland, and the King of Norway’s Guards Band and Drill Team.   And of course there was a dozen or more different Battalions and Regiments of Dragoons and Highlanders and the Black Watch of Scotland.  Just so many excellent drummers and bagpipers and dancers and bands.  It was all glorious from the first massed pipes and drums that marched out of the castle tunnel onto the parade grounds to the last bit of fireworks and the Lone Piper on the ramparts and the marching off under our stands at the end to clear the field.  Just wonderful. 

            I think my favorite (besides the massed pipes and drums) was the Top Secret Drum Corps.  This was a group from Switzerland, and a small group, but so very, very talented.  These drummers did a lot of fancy drumstick work where they flipped and tossed drumsticks and hit on each other’s drums and then their drums started lighting up and flickering as they drummed even more furiously with their shared sticks and shared drum skins.  It was wonderful. 

            My other favorite group (again, besides the massed pipes and drums) was His Majesty the King of Norway’s Guards Band and Drill Team.  These men (couldn’t tell if there were any women in the group) were excellent in their precision drilling with their rifles and marching and intricate weaving of their rows and throwing and tossing their rifles and up and down and over the shoulder and a shot in the air (which startled us all).  Very impressive precise work.

            My absolute favorite though of course are the massed pipe and drum bands.  Just can’t beat a good set of bagpipers and drummers going to town.  When we saw the Tattoo in Inverness, we heard the lone pipe play The Sands of Kuwait which I thought was hauntingly lovely. Sad to realize that was in the 90’s after the Gulf War I.  This time the piper played The Crags of Tumbledown which I didn’t like as much but the Lone Piper section of the program is always brilliant. 

            When the finale came around, they did a piece to Queen Elizabeth II where the “crown” was carried through the massed performers into the castle.  Then the National Anthem, fireworks with “Diamonds are Forever” and ending with Auld Lang Syne which is sung much differently than I learned it.  Then slowly the groups march out and it is, sadly, over.  Didn’t seem to take that long and we stayed awake without a problem in spite of the late time.

            We had a small reception behind the VIP seats with canapés and champagne or whiskey.  My honey chose to go for the whiskey and it upset his stomach so we didn’t stay long, basically long enough for a brief chat with the lady who was in charge of one of the groups of dancers who was quite pleased that we had enjoyed it and then time for me to change my shoes and head down the hill to the hotel.

            Supposedly our VIP ticket would allow us to use the steep stairs to cut off some of the walk but they had the stairs blocked and wouldn’t let anyone use them which seemed a bit stupid but whatever.  We joined the crowd of people thronging the streets and headed for the hotel.  When we got to our hotel, there was a large crowd of people in line for taxis.  Thank goodness we only have to go up to the 7th floor and nowhere else.  Wonderful evening.

            We didn’t have to check out until 12 so we slept in but were both slowly awake by a bit after nine.  I was feeling less than top notch.  I am not a late bird I guess and anything past about 10 p.m. turns me into a pumpkin and apparently a rotten pumpkin at that.  Our flight was not leaving Edinburgh tonight until 8:30 p.m., putting us into Heathrow at 9:45 p.m. upon which we would then have to take a national express bus over to Gatwick to pick up our car at the hotel.  Yuck.  The more I thought about it, the less I wanted to do it or wait that long.  Just wanted to get home to my kitties.  So I hit the club lounge and started seeing if there were possibilities to changing our airline ticket. That was a laugh and a half as the price to change to an earlier flight was about double what it cost to fly up here in the first place.  How ridiculous.  So I went ahead and checked us into our flight.  I investigated just buying new tickets on Flybe or another cheap airline but it was still going to be over 400 pounds.  No way.  I may be extravagant sometimes but this was a bit much even for me.  So I figured we were stuck...  Well, wait. What about a bus or train?  Started checking those out.  A train was doable but to get home before our flight and make it worthwhile, we needed to forgo our underground tour and leave by 1 p.m. or so.  Turns out this was OK with my hubby because he does like to spoil me and he really didn’t want to wait that late either.  For some reason, we were just “done” with Edinburgh.  Lovely city that I like a lot but we had come for the Tattoo and it was over so I felt like we were done and I was ready to go.

            Booked tickets on line for the 1 p.m. train and reserved some seats which didn’t look like they would be next to each other but they were.  Asked for forward facing seats which we didn’t get.  I hate riding backwards in a train and have been known to get carsick doing that.  Also needed to get the train from London Victoria to Gatwick (although I thought I was getting a bus) and then we are packed up and ready to head for the train station.

            Oh, should mention that when we got up, it was raining.  There was no one outside watching the Olympics on the big screen but there was a resistance pool set up in the square and a couple of different people were trying it out when we looked at different times.  We also heard that we were extremely lucky with our weather as both the first two nights (including ours) had been clear.  Last year, it had rained every night on the Tattoo but they never cancel.

            So we are off to the train station via taxi that drops us at the far end and took us a minute to figure out where the entrance was.  According to my instructions, we could pick up our tickets 2 hours after I placed the order which would make it 12:30.  We headed into the train ticket office instead and she was able to print out our tickets immediately.  She said they were good for any time of day on any train but since we didn’t have reserved seats for any other train, we’d be hard pressed to find seats next to each other on the 12:30 train because it was crowded.  We thought we’d try anyway.

            Went to the platform stopping at a Marks and Spencer food shop for some lunch and then to platform 2 to wait.  It wasn’t too crowded but it got more and more so until by 12:30, it was heaving with people waiting for the train.  When the train pulled into the station, we could see that it was going to be difficult indeed  and probably impossible to find seats next to each other and maybe even impossible to find seats so we left the platform to go wait for our scheduled train and reserved seats at 1 p.m.

            Wow, that train was sitting on the tracks just waiting for everyone.  As we found our seats in coach B, I was pretty sure I was going to be facing backwards.  I found a seat facing forward that only had one reservation tag on the seat of two so we sat there until the train was left and no one came to claim the seat so it looked like we could stay there.  The train went to Newcastle first and by the time we got there, it was pouring rain, hard.  Last month, Newcastle had serious flooding and a rather soaked lady who got on there said it was the same kind of rain and her husband had to detour around flooded roads to get home.  Gulp.  We got lucky and no one arrived at Newcastle to claim this seat so I am happily riding facing forward still.

            On to Durham which had some lovely looking cathedral buildings, minister type, and possibly a castle.  Wow, didn’t know so many villages had huge cathedrals.  This looks like a good place to come visit.  I’ll have to add it to our list which keeps growing rather than shrinking.  The conductor comes onto the loudspeaker and says the train is being held for a bit at Durham and he doesn’t know why because no one is talking to him.  He sounds rather plaintive and we all enjoy a laugh with him over his predicament which then becomes our predicament as the train has brake problems.  I LIKE trains to have working brakes.  I think it’s rather important.  We pull out of Durham station but we are going rather slow and the engineer keeps trying the brakes, either to make sure they are still working or to keep our speed low enough that we could all jump off the moving train if necessary.

            Well, a nice leisurely ride was not to be had as the engineer announces that we are all going to have to change trains in Darlington as this one is going into service for the brakes.  Poo.  So when we pull into Darlington, everyone piles off the train.  We’ve been told to take the 12:29 (coming along right behind us) from Darlington, stopping at York and then into London’s King’s Cross station.  Most of the people on our train must have been going to one or the other.  At first, the boards say stay on the same platform but then they change our platform to #4 so everyone starts moving over there.  I think we’ll be smart and go to the end where not many people like to walk all that way.  BUT when the train comes into the station, it is not nearly as long and we have to run back up the platform.  I skip the first three coaches as there is too big of a crowd trying to get on the train and hop onto the train at the fourth carriage I come to and there are two seats still available.  I was super-duper extra lucky on that because one seat had a young woman who was just really slow at removing her gear from the other seat.  My hubby plopped down there and I went to get the other seat that I could see.  It was a facing backwards seat but there was just enough room on the luggage rack overhead to stuff my suitcase and then hubby and I changed seats as he doesn’t mind traveling backwards.

            A lot of people are standing at the ends of the carriage.  OH, I am so happy we found seats.  I remember years ago when my daughter and I were doing a grand tour of Europe and had first class reserved seats in Ireland for a train that never came.  By the time a train did come, it was packed and crowded and so full of humanity that we had to stand between cars for about 2 hours and nobody cared that we had first class reserved seats.  I am so glad this didn’t happen to me this time.  As we reached York and a few people detrained, a couple came up to the seats in front of us and tried to claim them as their reserved seats.  They probably were their seats but none of the stranded passengers from our first train were giving up seats where they had their butts firmly entrenched.  Good luck even finding the conductor to try and enforce any reserved seat status.

            From there on into London’s Kings Cross station.  It was crowded and busy but not overly so from the Olympics or visitors.  We detrained and found our way to the underground.  Hubby thought maybe our tickets would get us through to London Victoria so we asked someone official looking hovering at an underground map and she squinted at our tickets and said she thought so.  Away to the underground and it did let us into the turnstiles so we are sitting pretty on the underground about 4 hours ahead of landing had we flown.

            Problem at London Victoria though.  Our tickets would not let us out of the underground.  Mine read “seek assistance”.  My hubby’s probably read that as well but he didn’t see it so as I turn to him to say, we’re screwed, he kicks the turnstile gates.  OMG.  Don’t break the gates!  It would probably cost a lot of money to either fix or get bailed out of the hoosegow for unseeming conduct in the underground or whatever they would charge him with.  He just thought they were stuck.

            We walk over to the security guard at the handicapped gates and I hand him my ticket and say, “It won’t let us out” fully expecting him to direct us to a machine somewhere to pay for an underground ticket.  He sighs, heavily, and says “this is a national railroad ticket and it won’t work on the underground.  You should have bought an underground ticket” and then opens the gate for us to exit.  Wow, I’ll take a small scolding anyway.  Guess he thought we were some dumb Americans come to see the Olympics and he’s probably been having to let a lot of them out of the underground because there was no place inside to top up a ticket or buy one if you’d made it onto the subway, like we did, without a ticket.  Hmmm.  Their system isn’t totally foolproof then. 





            Hubby thinks that our next set of tickets is for the train to Gatwick and I think it is a bus but we find a helpful clerk who says it is a train and if we hurry to platform 13, we can make the next train.  Away we go and we have about a minute to jump on and find a seat and start moving to Gatwick.  Once there, we arrive at the South Terminal.  We are feeling that we need to tell British Airways that we have arrived in London without their help and please do not wait for us in Edinburgh as we are checked in but obviously we aren’t going to get on the flight.  Did not know that British Airways does NOT have a presence in the South Terminal but we had to take the shuttle over to the North Terminal.  We get into the special assistance line and are waited on fairly quickly.  The terminal seems a bit dead and quiet.  Not many flights going out on Sunday evening I guess.  The man listens to me explain and then says, in quite a stern and loud and commanding voice, “Follow ME!”  OMG, we are in trouble and I think he’s going to take us into the back room and whack the soles of our feet or something but turns out he’s just not up to speed on what to do when someone has already checked in for a flight and they want to cancel.  He gives us to a lady who does the tappity tappity for 5 minutes on the computer and says, all set.  Thank you very much. 

            Almost home.  We have to find the bus back to the hotel and pick up our car which we accomplish without too much hassle and then home in time to watch the Olympics and see Bolt win the 100 meter!  What a great weekend.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A Perfect Run


A Perfect Run

            We live about 5 miles from where my hubby works.  One of the reasons we chose this house and location (besides the fact that it’s a killer of a house and glorious garden) is that it’s just a straight shot from our house to the front door of the office.  Of course, we did not figure on traffic or Frimley Park Hospital and its “super-friendly to pedestrians only” crosswalk light.  And there are 7 roundabouts between us and work and many more stoplights, pedestrian crossings, bus lanes, etc. 

            FPH (Frimley Park Hospital) has a roundabout on each end of its “area” with its pedestrian crossing close to the hospital and about ½ way between each roundabout. The stoplight at the crossing doesn’t take it very long to change to a red for cars once someone has pressed the button.  And there seems to be quite a few people that both walk to the hospital or park somewhere else and use that crosswalk.  Once the day has started, that light is constantly changing to red for cars and it backs up the traffic terribly.  I have been stuck at the roundabout waiting for that light to change and the roundabout to clear for as long as 45 minutes on a really horrible day.  On an average day, I could wait 10 minutes or so to get across the roundabout and into the line going through that pedestrian intersection.

            So the first few weeks we lived here, we weren’t very happy that our straight shot from home to work was taking us about ½ hour to go the 5 miles which meant about 45 minutes for me to come home again and then start my day running errands or for touring or for whatever reason I had needed to keep the car.

            Finally we realized that if we left ½ hour earlier, we would miss a good deal of the traffic and take only about 15 minutes to get to work and maybe 20 minutes to get home.  Whew.  While not perfect, that was much better than me starting my day with an hour or more in the car.

            Today we left really early because we’re heading off for the weekend which means I have to pick up my hubby early to get to Gatwick.  What a lovely morning.  We made a perfect run to work in about 10 minutes.  I didn’t get stopped by a single stop light or pedestrian light.  There wasn’t a single bicycle or pedestrian crossing at any of the Toucan crossings.  And best of all, on all 7 roundabouts, I never had to shift down more than one gear before the way was clear and I could sail through.  Wow.  Wouldn’t it be lovely if I could do that every day.  Don’t think I can get my hubby up any earlier though to get him out the door early unless it’s a special case like this morning.

            Didn’t have a perfect run on the way back home.  FPH traffic was already starting and the pedestrian light there was already backing up the cars but a good deal of my route was still free and clear.  Next goal, a perfect run both directions on the same day!

Guess the Dress


Guess the Dress

            Always thought that we knew proper etiquette and dress code for different occasions, at least we do in the U.S.  There, you dress for a night out at the theatre while a baseball game would be shorts and a t shirt.  Going to a symphony would be another occasion to dress up and look really smart but going to a horse race would be for fun and casual, unless you had a hospitality suite or box.  Going to the movies is casual but not cool to bring in your own food or at least you don’t want to get caught. 

            Since we’ve been in the U.K., we’ve pretty much been backwards in all our knowledge of what to wear where.  It’s a guess the dress code on many things and we’ve been wrong a good deal of the time.  Our first outing was a nice play in Richmond.  Of course it was Spamalot which is Monty Python but still, we thought theatre, so we should dress up a bit.  While we were not the only ones there in nice clothing, by far there were more people there in jeans and t shirts and many there with their own food or buying food to sit and munch while watching the play.  That seemed rather odd.  Plus the dash for the ice cream during the intermission was very unusual to us.

            OK, we’re adaptable.  Next outing is just a visit to Cornwall.  As we were doing our own thing which mostly meant walking around and seeing ruins and such, we figured it was jeans and whatever we wanted to wear.  Wrong.  Apparently even if you get a nice posh hotel at a discount rate, you are still expected to dress for dinner and we were way underdressed.  I’m surprised they served us.  Not doing very well here.

            We have figured out that movies are ok to wear what you want.  It’s also ok to bring in whatever you want to eat or get it there.  They don’t stop you walking in with a bag of McDonald’s or a milk shake from the vendor in the mall.  The symphony.  Always an occasion to dress in the U.S. and because we were going to the Diamond Jubilee Symphony at Royal Albert Hall, surely it would be a dress occasion.  Well, it might have been had we been sitting somewhere below the nose bleed section.  High up in the rafters, you can wear what you want and should because climbing the stairs in heels and a nice dress is best left to the young and better coordinated.

            OK, another play.  Another attempt to dress up but we toned it down this time and got closer to being right.  We matched the other theatre patrons much better but at our third play, we wore jeans and a nice shirt and fit in perfectly and joined the rush for the ice cream and no one would know we weren’t Brits as long as we didn’t open our mouths.

            Outdoor events are a special thing, really.  The Brits love their gardens and such famous events like the Chelsea Garden Show are really a dress up time.  We figured it was more of a home show and garden show and see what flowers you can buy.  Opps, got another one wrong.  Luckily, I could buy a hat once there and that helped our look be a bit more refined.

            Out of order but the Royal Windsor Horse Show.  We figured horse show, outdoors, had been raining all week but wait, it does say “Royal” so let’s dress up a bit.  That was a mistake in that we dressed up in the wrong kind of clothes.  This is a horsey crowd and they are all wearing their fine riding clothes and their marvelous boots and special Wellies and we’re in tennis shoes getting mud all over our pants.  We went home and changed for the evening performance and that was a bit dressier and we hit it closer to the mark.

            Ah, Ascot!  This one we knew was a dress up event.  How could one miss it since there are articles in the paper weekly before the event on what to wear and how to wear it and dress codes are sent out with your tickets.  A horse race and everyone is dressed in their finest clothes with the most outrageous hats but that’s Ascot and nothing else compares.  This one we got right.

            Windsor Horse Race.  Different from anything Royal but still a horse race and we were invited into a hospitality suite so we did get dressed for this one.  We fit in with the rest of the people in the suite but definitely not the ones just mingling in the crowd.   So we’re confused again.  Some horse races are all about dressing up and some are just wear what you want.

            Haven’t been to Wimbledon but the dress codes are out for that too and it’s not just shorts and a t shirt for Wimbledon either but another dress up occasion.  I’m not sure we’ll ever quite figure out what we are supposed to wear where.  The good news is, for the important stuff, the powers that be will send you a dress code along with your tickets so you can’t mess up.  For the not so important stuff, I think it is about comfort and just not being too much out of place.

            We’re still trying.  We have a few more events planned and some are questionable about what to wear but we’ll get it right eventually.  In a few years when we go back to the U.S., we’ll have to relearn that dress code or get kicked out of theatres possibly and there won’t be any ice cream during intermission either.  That will be a sad day.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Windsor Horse Races


Windsor Horse Races
June 25, 2012

            Who would have imagined that we’d end up going to two horse races within three days?  Not us but the opportunity arose and last night we went to Windsor Racetrack for the races.  A bit different than Ascot, no wait, a whole lot different than Ascot.  Ascot is for seeing the people and dressing up and partying and maybe watching the horses.  Windsor races are for partying (OK, that’s practically anywhere a bunch of people gather), casual dress, and actually watching the horse races and betting on them.

            Windsor is smaller as far as the people area.  There were lots of casual dining places, more places to sit, and many more people bringing their own chairs and coolers and such.  The track seemed quite large though as it had a bend and was almost in a figure 8 configuration.  I never actually got close enough to see the race track at Ascot so I can’t compare sizes from observation.  For each race, the horses would start at a different location on the track depending on how long the race was to be.  That means the starting gate moved up and down the track as needed.

            We were fortunate enough to be invited to a hospitality suite through someone my hubby knew through work.  Yea!  I figured it meant a seat whenever I wanted it and also meant a 3 course dinner too plus free drinks.  Oh yea, this is way different than Ascot.  Still, I did dress up a little bit and wore a hat.  Not so many women wore hats but there were a few of us that looked like we might have missed Ascot by 2 days.

            When we arrived, we parked in the free parking lot not realizing there was a pay lot much closer to the entrance.  As my hip has been giving me grief, the pay lot would have been worth any price to get closer but I did manage without too much grimacing (cleverly disguised as a cryptic smile or maybe an evil wizard smile).  We got to the entrance and hubby had to call our host who came to meet us and give us our tickets to get into the racetrack and also our tickets to get into the hospitality suite.  We walked over to the clubhouse and I promptly lost my ticket.  Luckily, I just lost it on the stairs or I would have been forced to stay in the room the entire night because without the ticket, I had no way to get back into the suite if I left it.

            The suite was crowded but we did find seats and got a drink and got a plate of appetizers and then realized that the first race was already being run!  Well, missed that one totally.  There was a closed circuit television in our suite as well as a balcony that was fairly close to the finish line (the starting gate moved, the finish line was always the same place).  So we could watch the TV monitor or we could go out on the balcony. 

            The second race was about to start but my hubby ran down to the betting window and bet on a couple of different horses to win (we never bet anything except to win and because we are so bad at it, we never bet more than the minimum – in this case 2 pounds).  We chose these two horses because it so happened that we actually knew the owner of one of the horses!  Wow, that was a surprise to find out that tidbit.  Although the owner said he didn’t expect his horse to do much yet.  Still, you feel kind of obligated to bet on a horse where you have a connection to it, albeit however slim those connections might be.  We bet on the other horse because we had a “tipster” in the suite with us.  He was a man who supposedly knew a lot about betting and horses and how to pick winners.  I don’t think he picked a single winner that whole night but I’ll bet the company that hired the suite also hired him to come and “coach” us.  Doesn’t matter.  He was fun to listen to and very enthusiastic about all the races and horses and betting.

            Second race horses are on the track and moving towards the starting gate.  We went out on the balcony to watch.  Oh My Gosh.  The gate seems barely visible at the far end of the track and when the horses are off, they go straight which means they run around the curve at the far end and are out of sight for a bit before they come back into view and run down towards us and the finish line.  Can you guess what happened?  Neither of our horses won.  But we had a good appetizer and I was sitting down and off my hurting hip.

            Third race we actually walked down to the parade ring and watched them bring in the horses.  We had chosen some horses to place down our 2 pound “to win” bet and I didn’t change my mind but thought I should have changed to the only gray horse in the lot as he was quite lovely.  We chose our horses on this race based on our birthdays.  Why not?  For us, we have no other way as studying the racing form doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to us.  I stumped back up to the hospitality suite and we watched the monitor as they put the horses in the starting gate.

            The starting gate and loading the horses was one of the funniest things I ever saw!  If the horse didn’t want to go into the gate, first one man would get on the left rear side and throw an arm over the tail and rear of the horse and start pushing.  He’s pushing between 800 to 1700 pounds of horseflesh that isn’t cooperating and doesn’t want to go.  Talk about pushing a wet noodle up a steep hill!!   When one man can’t do it, he’s joined by another man and they push.  The jockey is on top encouraging I am sure.  Finally, they get a strap and it goes across the hind end of the horse and with the strap and pulling on it, they always manage to get the horse into the gate.  It is so funny to watch these men pushing these horses.  After I saw this the first time, I made sure I watched each race for loading the gates because there were always a few horses that needed the push technique.

            The horses are off and this may have been the race where there was a false start.  Not sure but one of the races last night needed to call back the horses and load them again and start again.  Guess one of the gates didn’t open properly which is the only reason I can think of to stop the race and start again OR it opened too soon.  Loading and pushing the horses again but finally they are off.  Remember we chose our “winners” from our birthdays and I thought I should have chosen the gray because he was so lovely.  Yep, the gray won.  OK, two races now and 3 different choices for winners and we haven’t gotten a thing.  Good thing we only bet the minimum.

            By now, we also have the main course in our suite.  This is the way to watch a race, in comfort, out of the weather – although it didn’t rain – with a television, drinks and food.  Hmmmm.  Who do we know that can get us into a suite for Ascot?  No one.  Poo.  That must be my job for next year is to find someone!

            I never went back downstairs as stairs are very painful on my hip but enjoyed watching the races from the suite.  Usually we would pick some “winners” based now on the name of the horse and whether we thought it was a cool name or not.  Although the second race had a horse named Red Adair who was a very famous oil fire fighter from Houston.  We thought that was a sign and bet on Red Adair to win.  He didn’t even show which them reminded me that the man, Red Adair, is retired so obviously I didn’t read that sign correctly.

            Fourth race, we are now betting on 3-5 horses to win.  If it is a favorite and it wins, we’ll be lucky to cover our loses.  If it’s a long shot, well, they aren’t called long shots for no reason.  They don’t win very often.   So fourth race, they load the horses and we are watching the monitor.  The announcer says, “Uh oh, there’s trouble at the gate.”  One of the jockeys had to dismount and he dismounted into the gate next door so that jockey had to dismount too.  In the end, both of those horses were led out of the gate and did not run the race and were “dismissed due to unruly behavior at the gate”.  Sounds like someone getting thrown out of a night club.  One of the dismissed horses was one that we had placed a 2 pound bet to win so we got our two pounds back.  That also changed the odds for the rest of the horses and the bookmakers had to re-cipher the odds but we still didn’t have a winner.

            Fifth race and we are still picking by whether we like the name or not.  The “tipster” is taking people to the paddock on every other race and then comes back and tells people which horses he thinks are good.  As I said before, don’t think he picked a winner all evening.  We listened to him this race and bet on his horse to win and a couple or three of the ones with good names.  Pushing and shoving horses into the gate, horses away, around the back of the track where we can’t see them, down the straightaway where we can see them and we can’t even hear the announcer mentioning our horses.  So no winners again.  Oh well, we didn’t come to make a fortune.  We came to watch and have a bit of fun.

            Our dessert has arrived and I am getting a plate for my dessert when my hubby says they are loading the horses for the sixth and final race and the gate has moved close to out balcony.  This will either be the longest race if they go around the bend where we can’t see them OR the shortest race if they just run around the track where we can see them.  I look at the race card and pick 5 names that I like.  Might as well go all out for this last race!  We watch them load and then the horses are away.  This is going to be the longest race as they went straight at the far end which meant they were doing the figure 8 bend and would be out of sight for a-while.  I catch the name of one of our 5 picks. 

            The horses come back into view and I hear the name of one of our picks again and she is in the lead!  Wow, that’s exciting but they are still at the far end of the track and I don’t think she will last that long.  Halfway down the straightaway and she’s still in the lead.  Now I am getting excited but I hear the announcer state that some other horses are gaining on her.  Can I dare to hope that she will survive in the lead and take the race!  OMG!  She does!!!  WHOOPPEE!  Six races and we have a winner at last and we only bet on 17 horses to win over 5 races.  I went back to sit at my seat and the tipster comes in and asks if anyone had Scarlet Whispers to win.  I raised my hand.  My hubby had already gone to collect our winnings.  The tipster is very congratulatory because no one else had Scarlet Whispers and she was a long shot!  Of course, he thinks it is because we know something about betting.  It was with a big grin that I told him we picked her because I liked her name.   So for that long shot, we won almost 150 quid!  That made up for our 16 loses at 2 pounds each.  What a fun night.

            We stayed around for a while and talked with our newly made friends and they told us different places we should visit while living in England.  Our list of must see places keeps growing and yet we’re busy all the time!  We finally take our leave and I stump back to the car with a very sore hip.  You’d think I’d been jumping up and down, I was so sore.  It was a fun evening with some good entertainment, good food, good racing and good company.  

Monday, June 25, 2012

Royal Ascot


















Royal Ascot
June 23, 2012

            The big day has finally arrived and while I am excited about it because Ascot is so famous with so many beautiful people there, I am also quite nervous because I am not really a dress up kind of person.  The gates open around 10:30 or so but the first race isn’t until about 2:30 so we think if we go around noon, we should be fine.  My hubby had kept me worried during the week by asking me if I was sure the Queen would be there on Saturday.  I was pretty sure that was the plan but we are so hoping to see her and if she’s not there, I was going to be devastated as we missed her by one day at the Royal Windsor Horse Show and have missed her by a day or a few hours at other places we’ve been.

            So we put on all our finery.  I feel like I am wearing a corset or close to it but it is what is necessary for the fancy dress.  My feet aren’t on fire yet but they will be by the end of the day.  We pack a carry bag with a pashmina and spare shoes for me, the camera bag, an umbrella and a couple of disposable ponchos and finally I throw in a hoodie although it is definitely not Ascot quality.  It’s only for an emergency.

            We drive to the train station and get our tickets.  The platform is full of people going to Ascot.  You can tell by what people are wearing what kind of tickets they have purchased, for the most part.  Men in morning coats and top hats are in the Royal Enclosure and there are a few of them on the platform.  Men in suits are in the Grandstand and women with fascinators rather than hats are in the Silver Ring, the lowest priced tickets.   The trains today are pretty much dedicated to going to Ascot but we are lucky enough to get a seat.  There is only one stop and then Ascot. 

            If one has claustrophobia at all, this would not be a good place to be.  Getting off the train and walking the footpath to Ascot and up the hill through the gates, we were very crowded and pushed together.  It spaced out a little once we got inside.  I was using my cane today and it helped get people out of my way (Not because I was hitting them with it but because they were kind enough to move) which helped my arthritis a lot to only move in a fairly straight line. 

            We get to the gates of Ascot and we’re in.  No worries.  There are places right away to bet or to buy a programme or to get drinks.  We find some information ladies and ask if there is a map because we really don’t have any idea where to go.  They advise us to get the programme but one also tells us that the queen will definitely be in the parade ring at around 2:30 and suggests we go there around 1:50 to get a good place to stand.

            The programme is great because it has a map and lists all the presenters of the different races plus the horses, jockeys, owners, trainers, etc.  I notice the Queen is presenting the winner of the third race which is the Diamond Jubilee Sweepstakes Race.  We decide to get something to eat first and make our way down a ramp to eat at the restaurant which has tables and chairs for people.  So many others are eating where they stand or sitting on grass or eating as they walk.  I’m not coordinated enough anymore to do that.  It is the only place we are able to sit that entire day.
            My hubby gets us both a fish and chips plate but due to my underwear, I am unable to eat too much of it.  Hmmm. Maybe I should be wearing corset like underwear all the time as a food control measure – LOL.    I am anxious to get back to the parade ring because if the Queen is going to come through at 2:30 (my hubby thought 2) then getting there at 1:50 would not give us time to find a good place to stand.  I was right. When we walked back to the parade ring, it was full and I had to wiggle my way into a blank spot and I don’t think the people behind us were very happy about it.  Then some drunks came to stand behind us and they were so much into the party mood that they were just about shouting in our ears so we slowly inched our way over and over away from them until we were far enough away to be able to avoid them.  My ears weren’t so assaulted then and they weren’t falling against us as they laughed and joked.  They must have arrived at gates opening time and hit the bars immediately.  Guess I am really getting old too because they didn’t look near old enough to me to be drinking!  LOL.  Turning into my parents more and more!

            The cameras pick up the Queen and her carriage and escorts entering from somewhere.  As we haven’t even seen the track yet, we’re not sure exactly where she is coming from but she’s coming!  I am so excited now that I’m just about bouncing up and down.  She’s going to do the outside stands and enclosures first and then turn into the parade ring and come around past us.  It seemed like it was taking her a long time watching via the big screen monitors but again, don’t know the track so couldn’t tell where she was. 

            At one point, the band which was in the parade ring with us started playing “God Save the Queen” which is their national anthem.  It was very patriotic and thrilling to listen and to see everyone sing the anthem and mean it.  It’s always very heart rendering to me to listen to people sing their national anthem.  It was hard to actually hear that people were singing but you could see the lips moving of everyone around us (except for that small drunk group behind us) and see the lips moving of the people on the screen.  Listening to anyone sing their own countries national anthem always makes me proud that people love their countries.  As the anthem ends, we can see that they are making the turn to come into the parade ring!  The young ladies behind me are talking about the Queen and making comments like “She is so wonderful.  She is remarkable”.  It was so great to hear them be so proud of their monarch.

            It seems to take forever for the Queen to enter the parade ring but finally we can see her lead horses coming in and then there is her carriage!  This is it!  We are finally going to see the Queen!  What if she goes the other way and doesn’t come all the way around?  I was still very nervous that I would miss her.  Plus, a few minutes ago, it had started to rain and what if she just went to the other side where she would exit the carriage and get out of the rain!  Blast English weather!

            But NO!  The horses are turning to go all the way around the parade ring which will take her directly past us.  I am so excited that I can hardly see through my camera view finder.  There she is!  Sitting in her carriage with Prince Phillip at her side and two gentlemen whose names I did not write down across from her in the carriage.  She is wearing a green hat and coat and stands out in the crowd.  Is it some innate English thing that people know what color she is going to wear and nobody else wears that color?  Whatever it is, it makes her very easy to spot, thank goodness.

            As the carriage came around the Parade Ring, I snap photos and my husband waves.  She passes within a few feet of where we are standing.  It is glorious.  I have finally seen the Queen and she is quite a lady.  I am very impressed.  We wait until the carriages stop on the other side of the parade ring and watch while she dismounts from the carriage and walks into the building.  She walks without the aid of a cane or anyone’s assistance.  I can’t even do that on a bad day now!

            Now it is time to go watch some horse races.  We climb up to the grandstand entrance.  It’s hard to tell exactly where we are supposed to go but there are all these signs that say “Grandstand Viewing” in front of us so I think we are in the right place.  Now is another time where a claustrophobic person might be in trouble.  It was very, very crowded to get into the building and we were just inching along and it started raining again harder so people were trying to push their way into the building but people were nice when they saw I had a cane which is good as I might have fallen over had they pushed me.

            Here’s where we got the biggest surprise of the day.  Ascot racing in the Grandstand area has no seating.  There is one very small section with seats but mainly, you are expected to stand by the railings in the stands and watch the race from there.  We had both so planned on sitting down.  There wasn’t a place to sit anywhere except at one or two of the bars and those seats looked like they were glued to the behinds of the people sitting in them.  They had found seats and weren’t leaving them for anything.  So we caught a glimpse of the racetrack below and then went back inside to watch the race from the monitors. 

            Looking at the map, I figured we could get almost directly in front of the presentation stand of the parade ring and so I suggested we go over there to be able to see the Queen again as she was the presenter for race #3.  I do like horse racing but I am fine watching it on monitors if I don’t have a seat.  (We’ve always had seats when we’ve attended horse races in the U.S.)  So we made our way back to the Parade Ring and found a nice spot in front of the presentation stand and could see the monitors just as well. 

            Horses were being brought onto the track and walking around the parade ring.  We asked a gentleman next to us which horses they were and these were the second race horses.  Activity at the Parade Ring was quite fascinating.  As the race would end, people from the Royal Enclosure side would pour onto the Parade Ring and mingle with the jockeys and the horses.  Often it was hard to see the horse walking on the other side of the ring because there were so many people on the inside of the ring.  The jockeys came out here and mounted the horses here and then rode them onto the track.  The announcer was calling all the shots on when to mount up and go onto the track.  Also, the announcer called the following: if any horse had scratched and was now a non-runner, go place your bets, the odds are, jockeys mount up, this horse or that horse had special permission to be walked to the gate, and so forth and so on. 

            Second race horses were mounting up and then leaving the parade ring.  As the horses leave, the people also flow out of the ring and towards their spots to watch the race or to bet or to whatever.  I am really thinking that the people in the Royal Enclosure might have seats!  Another reason to try and get into there next year.

            We watch the race on the monitors and cheer for the horses and then the race is over and the winners are coming back into the parade ring.  The third, fourth, and second place winners come in first and go to their respective places (signs on the grounds).  The jockeys are taking off the saddles and disappearing into the building underneath where we are standing.  Often, someone throws a bucket of water on the horse.  Some of the horses are not really fond of this and try and prance away from the water.  The winner of the second race enters and goes into the special winners circle.  The jockey is wearing a bright hot pink helmet.  Really?  Some owners have no sense of style in choosing their colors.  Maybe they don’t have much of a choice either.  Don’t know that one.  He also takes his saddle and disappears into the building.  We hear the announcer say that the jockey weights are in and the race is official.  The winning horse has been covered with a blanket and is being led around in the small winners circle.  Next the announcer states “horses away now please” and all four horses are let away.  The jockey is back and Lady Sarah Chatto presents the owners, the jockey and the strapper (?) with their trophies or medals or certificates or whatever.  I think Lady Chatto is the wife of a nephew of the Queen or something like that.  Haven’t figured out the Royal Family yet and the offshoots or who is who.

            Now the horses are being led into the ring for the 3rd race.  There are many more people flowing into the Parade Ring.  There are ladies next to us very excited about horse #11 who is Black Caviar from Australia.  They have small signs in the owner’s colors and explain to us that Black Caviar has won her last 21 races in a row and this is her first international race.  They are very excited.  The monitors show people in the stands with Australian flags and waving little “Black Caviar” banners.  Black Caviar enters with a loud cheer and there is a cameraman walking in front of her with his camera pointed at her filming every step she takes.  He stays 5 feet in front of Black Caviar at all times.  Our new Aussie friends told us the owners have come over with an entourage of about 120 people.  Wow.  Guess if you have enough money for a racehorse, you hopefully have enough money to hire a plane too!  Black Caviar looks bored with the entire proceedings.

            There are so many people in the Parade Ring now that as the horses pass along the back rail; we can just barely see them through the crowd of people.  The announcer finally states “Jockeys mount up now please”.  It takes a while for all the jockeys to get on their horses.  Black Caviar’s jockey is one of the last to mount and he exits the parade ring to a round of applause and almost the entire contingent of people in the Parade Ring flows back to the stands to go watch the race.  We stay where we are because the Queen is presenting the winners of this race.  It is the Diamond Jubilee Sweepstakes.

            Takes a long time to get all the horses into the starting gate.  Some horses apparently aren’t real fond of standing in those gates but almost as soon as all of the horses are in, the announcer shouts “they’re off”.  Seems to me he shouts it a bit before the horses are actually moving!

            From the screams and shouts of the crowd, we can barely hear the announcer although as it gets closer to the end, his voice becomes more and more animated and louder and louder as well.  Black Caviar is in the lead but towards the end, another horse is gaining on her and it is a photo finish!  What an exciting race!  As the monitors slow down the end of the race, we can all see that Black Caviar has streaked across the finish line just a nose ahead of the second place horse and isn’t it a shame that I don’t know that horse’s name!

            The Aussies go wild!  They are screaming and shouting.  The crowd starts ebbing back into the Parade Ring by the dozens.  The losing jockeys walk through the Parade Ring to the doors underneath where we are standing.  I’m waiting for the Queen and suddenly she walks out from underneath where we are standing and walks over to the winners circle.  She’s by herself and doesn’t even seem to have any minders or handlers or anyone with her.  Just makes her way over to the winners circle to wait for the winner.    She is so small that she is swallowed up in the sea of top hats and if it wasn’t for her bright green hat and coat, she would have disappeared in the crowd.  We all know the Queen is a horse lover and we heard from the Aussies that she had asked to meet Black Caviar and her owners if she won. 

            Finally the winners enter the Parade Ring with Black Caviar coming last and the crowd is going wild.  Black Caviar is being led by her owners, I assume, as it was somewhere between 3 and 5 women holding onto her lead.  Her jockey dismounts but I never saw him take the saddle and go into the building like the jockeys had on race #2.  Maybe they did and I just missed it. 

            There is such a crowd of people in the winner’s circle all associated with Black Caviar that it is teaming with people and barely enough room to walk Black Caviar around in a circle.  Finally she is stopped over close to where the Queen is standing and someone must have said something because Black Caviar bows her head and through the crowd, we could see that she was right in front of the Queen and the Queen was probably petting her or talking to her.  The fans of everything Ascot are just going crazy for it all.  No one with a camera to broadcast onto the monitors can get close enough to see what is happening though.  But the people standing next to them had plenty of cell phones out of pockets and pointing in that direction.

            It takes a bit longer but finally the Queen turns to mount the small stage for the presentations.  That takes a while too and she talks with some people near her.  She is so tiny next to these tall women with 5” and 6” heels and the men with their top hats.  I am so glad she knows how to stand out in a crowd.  I never lost sight of her in her green coat.

            Now there are these big buffoons who are putting up ladders right in front of me so they can climb up and get photos of the Queen.  I would so like to push them off their ladders.  We had perfect spots to watch and now we are behind the paparazzi that just don’t care who they offend and who they inconvenience.  We are packed in tight against the rails in the stands above the Parade Ring so we can’t shift over to get a better view.  So most of my photos of the Queen doing the presentations have this jerks big blue head in front of me (he had on a blue jacket).  The Queen poses with the Black Caviar people and then it is time for her to leave as the race 4 horses are being led onto the track now.  She just walks off by herself and it’s like the Red Sea.  Waves of people part in front of her and she talks to a few as she is walking and then walks underneath us into the building and she is gone.

            How exciting.  How wonderful.  How special.  I am so glad we went.  As far as I was concerned, my day was finished.  My husband wanted to see some of the horse racing now in real, not just on the monitors so we slowly made our way back into the grandstand and down to a small area where it said there was limited seating.  The seating was so limited and everyone was in a seat and probably glued to it so they wouldn’t lose their seat.  My hip was about to fall off, it hurt so badly, so we decided it was time to leave while I could still walk.  As it was, took us about ½ hour to walk back to the train station when it should have taken about 10 minutes.  I did change into my sandals as soon as we were out of the track and that helped a lot.  And I did have on my pashmina so I wasn’t too cold anymore either.  We had used the umbrella at one point but it was broken which I hadn’t realized so it was pretty useless.  Good thing we didn’t need it all day.

            All in all, it was a wonderful day.  We got to see some fantastic imaginations of what defines a hat.  We saw some good racing, albeit via a monitor, and we saw the Queen and Prince Phillip up close and personal.  Ascot can be fun but it is a wearing ordeal for people with bad hips!  Still, I want to do it again.

            We’re doing quite well in our Royal Watching as so far we have seen the main characters!  We still have yet to see:  Princes William and Harry, Kate, Prince Charles and Camilla, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenia, and Princess Ann.  OK, so we haven’t seen many but the Queen was the all-important one to see for me and we’ve done that.  Wouldn’t mind seeing her again and of course would be great if she’d invite me to something but that’s about as likely as me winning the Grand National!  Still, stranger things have happened.  Maybe I should start horse riding lessons.  Sigh, another dream realized during my life in England!